BUENOS AIRES, Argentina — Pop megastar Taylor Swift revealed the impromptu lyrics change during her performance of “Karma” over the weekend was actually a reference to Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid, sources confirmed.
“I know Travis (Kelce) and I have been making some waves lately. But when I sang ‘Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, coming straight home to me,’ I was sending a message to Big Red himself about how much I loved his company over the past few months,” said Swift, who acknowledged she’s been romantically involved with Reid. “Andy and I met a few years ago and our story has evolved and blossomed into something beautiful. We tried to keep it under wraps because technically he’s still married, but I’m just so excited and can’t wait to get a full-body dusting from his mustache later tonight.”
Reid confirmed the affair while preparing for the Chiefs’ week 11 game against the Philadelphia Eagles.
“It was my goal to stay disciplined and never have an extramarital affair, but I got a DM from Tay Tay after a game where she said the Nike polo I was wearing looked really good on me, but it would ‘look better on her bedroom floor,'” said Reid. “Honestly, I didn’t know what she meant, so I had her explain the message. She went on in great detail about how she finds my play calling ‘Sexy’ and that when I burn a timeout at the beginning of the third quarter for no reason it does, in fact, arouse her. I prayed on it, realized you only live once, and now we are ready to make it public.”
Pop culture historian Ezra Hopley says this is not the first time a pop icon pursued a popular NFL coach.
“Stevie Nicks was infatuated with the Houston Oilers Head Coach Bum Phillips. It was one of the reasons her relationship with Lindsey Buckingham ended. Phillips and Nicks briefly dated during the off-season in 1979 but apparently his rampant cocaine use drove them apart,” said Hopley. “And more recently Britney Spears revealed in her memoir that she secretly dated Mike Ditka in 2008 while he was working for ESPN and that one time Ditka ‘Beat the living shit’ out of her ex-husband Kevin Federline”
At press time, Doja Cat admitted she was inspired by Swift and will “shoot her shot” with long-time New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick.