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That really sucks about Shithouse Seth, man. If I knew he was having a mental breakdown or whatever, I definitely would’ve Tweeted to end the…
I know that not everyone is going to agree with this decision, but the council of straight edge elders has spoken. After much research and…
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Hey, losers! Thanks for checking out my stuff. As you know, I’ve been preparing to launch my new album/channel/swimwear/lifestyle brand for the past decade now,…
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Wait, hold on. Go back a second. If you two are gay, then riddle me this: which one of you is the man, and which…
Chewing your fingernails is a disgusting habit and there’s no better time to kick your lingering vice than right now. In fact, it’s much easier…
If you’re anything like us, you grew up believing that the early films of Kevin Smith were the absolute height of comedy. You probably can’t…
Well it looks like time is back on it’s bullshit, and it’s going full beastmode on my ass! Here we all are, just minding our…
There’s no better way to spend an afternoon than touring a microbrewery and sampling it’s offerings, save for one critical oversight: The dude giving the…