When many people think of drugs they think of this scary boogey man that has no social benefits. Of course, some drugs can’t be trusted.…
This may be a hotly debated topic but I am personally in favor of separating the art from the artist. Who a person is should…
I seek console with the Lord who art in Heaven, thou who hath wrought my sexy hot existence upon this earth. I wish to directly…
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I am a skater. Skating is who I am. While the rest of you were off learning how to read and understand traffic signs, I…
A great 20th-century philosopher/astronomer once said, “work sucks, I know.” Long hours, stagnant wages, and poor management have left a majority of America’s working-class feeling…
You should never judge a book by its cover. That said, you should always judge a person by how they cover their head. Usually, a…
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Yeah, yeah, I’ve heard it all before. So you’re my ex, huh? You’re the person I’ve been obsessively constructing imagined conversations with where I regularly…
American educators obsess over keeping children on par with the rest of the world in science and math, but what good are those tools without…
So the long nights of partying, getting wasted, and 2 am Taco Bell have taken a toll on your aging, squishy body. You figured it’s…