Category: Blog

Uh Oh! Conor Oberst and Phoebe Bridgers Dig Your Vibe and Want To Buy You a Drink

Ben Friedman • May 8, 2022

So you’re blowing off steam after work at an LA Dive bar when you notice, more than a few times,…

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Needles, Feces, and Mold: Inside Philadelphia’s Cleanest Bus

Reece Napierski • May 7, 2022

To the untrained eye, SEPTA bus 8111 appears to be any other 2005 New Flyer D40LF. It is capable of…

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You’ve Been Peeling Bananas Wrong Your WHOLE LIFE! You PIECE OF SHIT! You SUBHUMAN MOUTHBREATHER! I Hope You FUCKING DIE!

John Danek • May 6, 2022

This one simple trick will change your life! Because whether you know it or not, you’ve been peeling bananas wrong…

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If The Weather Is So “Bipolar,” How Come It Never Wrote A Rock Opera About My Cat Then Cried For 3 Hours?

Robert John Scucci • May 5, 2022

I am here today to talk about a false equivalency that has finally bothered me to the breaking point. Folks,…

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Help! Our Singer’s Between-song Joke Got a Decent Laugh and We Still Have 32 Dates Left on This Tour!

Jay Wells L'Ecuyer • May 5, 2022

So I was tuning my guitar between “Fireworks on the Radio” and “Ayy, I’m Moshin’ Ova Here!” when I heard…

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Well Well, Someone’s Suddenly Showing Interest in My NFTs Now That They’re Divorcing Me

Eli Johnson • May 4, 2022

Well isn’t this a surprising turn of events? I recently received a very interesting letter from an attorney concerning a…

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Oh, You’re A Belle And Sebastian Fan? Name Three Endearing Quirks That Somehow Make Us Fall Deeper In Love With You

Nathan Kamal • May 3, 2022

Hey, you in the striped Breton long-sleeved shirt and vintage parka! You think you're some kind of Belle and Sebastian…

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Blink-182 Was My Way Into Harder Stuff, Like Box Car Racer

Russ Bizaro • May 3, 2022

Anyone who’s a fan of real music can point back to a band that got them into the way harder…

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Gave Me Unrealistic Expectation of How Good Pizza Would Make Me at Karate

Dan Rice • May 2, 2022

If you grew up in the early ‘90s, you grew up ingesting a lot of toxic media, and sure, we…

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To Be Clear, My Wife And I Are Seeking An ACTUAL HORSE, With An ACTUAL MAGICAL HORN, For Sex

Dan Rice • May 1, 2022

Okay, listen up you dirty piggies, because my wife and I are tired of all the messages we’ve been getting…

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