My entire life, I worried about disappointing the expectations of my family, friends, and colleagues, thereby exposing myself as the loser piece of shit I…
After dutifully reporting to my essential job opening at 5 a.m. at Panera every morning since all this shit started going down, on Friday night…
With the economy tanking and unemployment skyrocketing, we at The Hard Times realized it may have been misguided to assume the country would elect a…
Apparently the higher-ups at The Hard Times want to get in on the foodie craze and for some reason they thought now would be a…
Can I be happy? Will I ever find love? Does any of this even fucking matter? While the answer to each of these questions is…
Mastery isn’t about talent. Mastery is about dedication, sacrifice, and an insatiable passion for something you love. I should have really focused on that last…
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Noted pop culture collectible company Funko will be expanding their line of vinyl figures with their latest release, Coronavirus. But isn’t it a little too…
One of the best parts of working for The Hard Times is getting to sit down with all of the celebrities, punk legends, and interesting…
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It’s a difficult thing to accept but right now, the best thing you can do for some of the people you love the most is…
The 1980s were a great time for dudes in leather. Biker vests, chaps, and studded gloves, baby! As every true WWE fan knows, the ’80s…
First things first: I’m totally, completely over my ex, Blythe. So naturally I don’t care about who she marries or that her soon-to-be wife’s name…