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Listen, fellas. Enough’s enough. We don’t have another show for at least 3 months and, honestly, that one isn’t exactly set in stone. Our time…
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It is well documented on Wikipedia that the Misfits are synonymous with horror movie subject matter and imagery, but not many realize they also wrote…
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Despite a lack of scientific evidence, the flat earth movement has gained a lot of new followers due to the advent of the internet and…
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