First things first, have a seat! Ha! Little joke I like to make to people I hogtie to my wondrous collection of barber chairs. I’m…
Okay now just relax. I want you to close your eyes, inhale for a count of four, hold for a count of seven, and exhale…
Back in high school, Chris was the ultimate punk. When you walked those halls between bio and history class and saw his huge hairdo bobbing…
You youngins today have all kinds of interests and you don’t care who knows it. Not like back in the old days of the ’90s.…
Yum alert! Fall has arrived, and you know what that means: warm, cozy treats. Pumpkin pie is a classic – sweet, creamy, and the perfect…
Dear fam, hustlers and wizened street-toughs, I would like, first and foremost, to thank you all from the bottom of my naive heart for your…
In 1976, Sidney Lumet’s “Network” set a new bar for satire in American film. It’s sharp-witted, hilarious critique of the media that has not only…
You know how people joke about defeating a small business in a lawsuit when something goes wrong so badly that they’ll end up owning it?…
Celebs are under constant pressure to look good and, in doing so, postpone the aging process. Few stars have defied Father Time quite like the…
We all know who Kid Rock is and what he represents, but who will embody the worst side of our older brothers and uncles in…
Mischief night is a longstanding American youth tradition. Between the throwing of toilet paper and the leaving of flaming bags of dog poo, this “Devil’s…
Are you sick of the big chain stores and their constricting sizes? If so, feminism just got a huge win in the form of Layla’s,…
In 1996, horror master Wes Craven took the entire genre in a new direction with the release of “Scream,” a movie about the terrifying consequences…
Is this some kind of sick joke? After another fun night of delinquency I woke up this afternoon to stroll down my neighborhood only to…
Have you ever caught yourself thoroughly enjoying an Explosions in the Sky track and thought there might be something lacking? Like, I don’t know, lyrics?…