September 26, 2023
In the '90s, R.L. Stine’s “Goosebumps” books unleashed a wave of truth-telling about the horrors of modern America. Stine primed…
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August 4, 2023
Countless American men of various beard lengths own a truck or Yeti tumbler covered in Punisher skull stickers. Often, this…
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August 1, 2023
Let’s get this out in the open: these rankings are definitive, and we will fight every single person with a…
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July 7, 2023
INDIANAPOLIS – Local woman Kristen Wise’s pinky nail groomed specifically for the consumption of cocaine also has surprising snack-related benefits,…
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June 1, 2023
Cringe alert: this forty-year-old musician is still finding his voice artistically. Aaliyah, Cliff Burton, Otis Redding, Jimi Hendrix, Keith Moon,…
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April 8, 2023
INDIANAPOLIS — Nu metal enthusiast and father of two Brian Michaels finally sat down to have the “A.D.I.D.A.S.” talk with…
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April 3, 2023
I don’t know how I fell asleep using the lower level of a coffee table as a pillow, but here…
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March 26, 2023
TWO shirts? Are you kidding me? Haven’t you heard about all the inflation going on right now? And you know…
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February 18, 2023
There are millions of happy, self-actualized people out there using BetterHelp, TalkSpace, or immersion therapy in some sparsely-decorated office next…
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January 30, 2023
Being a single guy that never left his hometown is great because the babes always come back. And when they…
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