Punk Treats Self to Wet Food
HAMTRAMCK, Mich. — Local dumpster diver Kev Grubbs treated himself to some wet food that was beyond his typical dry…
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Ailing Man Dies Despite Several “You Got This” Reddit Comments
KOKOMO, Ind. — Local man Andrew Stoltz succumbed to an illness even though he received multiple positive reassurances online, according…
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Friend Says You Can Have All Their Worthless Shit if They Die
EAST PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local man Kevin Wright announced plans to leave all of his worldly possessions to his best…
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Tiny Cops Hassle Fingerboarding Teens
NORTH ATTLEBORO, Mass. — Several youths were ordered to stop playing with miniature skateboards by very small police officers outside…
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Shoegaze Guitarist Plans to Learn to Play Once Pedalboard is Perfect
GREAT BEND, Kan. — Neil Stamp, guitarist for local shoegaze band Quavver, intends to work on playing the guitar as…
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Hippie Names Dog Bowie After Phish Song “David Bowie”
BURLINGTON, Vt. — Local jam band enthusiast Melody Meadows chose to name her new puppy Bowie as an homage to…
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Upcoming AC/DC North American Tour Mostly Excuse for Band to Visit “Yellowstone” Filming Locations
SYDNEY — Rock legends AC/DC are gearing up for another tour of the US so they can see where their…
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New Cure Album Perfect Soundtrack to Burgeoning Dystopian Hellscape
EXETER, N.H. — Longtime fan of The Cure Robin Doucette says the band’s “Songs of a Lost World” is an…
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Matt Gaetz Tells Girlfriend He Can Attend Quinceañera After All
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Former Florida representative Matt Gaetz informed his girlfriend Valentina he will be able to go to her…
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Here’s What Trump Really Meant When He Said “I Will Literally Line Up My Political Rivals and Have Them Executed by Firing Squad”
Here we go again—the libs are panicking about another innocent, off-the-cuff comment from President Trump. It’s exhausting having to explain…
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