Tim Graham, Author at HARDTIMES

November 15, 2024

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — The group of gutter punks that loiters near 5th and Huron employs many invented terms for…

November 6, 2024

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. – Local World War II enthusiast Edward Spencer says he is looking forward to witnessing the rise of…

October 26, 2024

Every Fall I watch you normies get all excited that “spooky season” is here once again. That means it’s time…

October 23, 2024

BENNINGTON, Vt. — Local bartender Jerome Skinner is nearing a final decision on what subject he will become temporarily engrossed…

October 13, 2024

LOS ANGELES — Garment company JNCO says renewed interest in their extra-wide legged jeans could result in a devastating shortage…

October 2, 2024

KINGSTON, N.Y. — Noise music enthusiast Craig Spencer tried in vain to identify the cacophonous racket heard through his living…

September 13, 2024

DERRY, N.H. — Conservative divorcee and frequent conspiracy forum visitor Ken Doherty claims his lifestyle epitomizes the punk rock ethos,…

September 4, 2024

CHULA VISTA, Calif. — The patriarch of the local scene assembled the area’s young punks to hear an oral history…

August 17, 2024

CLINTON, Mass. — Self-professed food connoisseur Noah Frawley boasts the unusual ability to determine the provenance of microwaved gas station…

August 11, 2024

TIVERTON, R.I. — Local dental hygienist Barbara McCall is bewildered why her years-long campaign of criticizing Donald Trump on Facebook…