Shoegaze Guitarist Plans to Learn to Play Once Pedalboard is Perfect
GREAT BEND, Kan. — Neil Stamp, guitarist for local shoegaze band Quavver, intends to work on playing the guitar as…
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Hippie Names Dog Bowie After Phish Song “David Bowie”
BURLINGTON, Vt. — Local jam band enthusiast Melody Meadows chose to name her new puppy Bowie as an homage to…
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Upcoming AC/DC North American Tour Mostly Excuse for Band to Visit “Yellowstone” Filming Locations
SYDNEY — Rock legends AC/DC are gearing up for another tour of the US so they can see where their…
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New Cure Album Perfect Soundtrack to Burgeoning Dystopian Hellscape
EXETER, N.H. — Longtime fan of The Cure Robin Doucette says the band’s “Songs of a Lost World” is an…
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Matt Gaetz Tells Girlfriend He Can Attend Quinceañera After All
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Former Florida representative Matt Gaetz informed his girlfriend Valentina he will be able to go to her…
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Here’s What Trump Really Meant When He Said “I Will Literally Line Up My Political Rivals and Have Them Executed by Firing Squad”
Here we go again—the libs are panicking about another innocent, off-the-cuff comment from President Trump. It’s exhausting having to explain…
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Gen Xer Misses When Rappers Began Songs With Their Name and What They Were Here to Say
DANBURY, Conn. — 48-year-old Bruce Wallach wishes contemporary rappers would introduce themselves as they did in ‘80s hip hop, sources…
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Crust Punk Tribe Has 19 Words for “Broke”
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — The group of gutter punks that loiters near 5th and Huron employs many invented terms for…
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History Buff Excited to Experience What 1930s Germany Was Like
BINGHAMTON, N.Y. – Local World War II enthusiast Edward Spencer says he is looking forward to witnessing the rise of…
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It’s Always Spooky Season for Me, A Man Haunted By His Past
Every Fall I watch you normies get all excited that “spooky season” is here once again. That means it’s time…
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