Crust Punk Tribe Has 19 Words for “Broke”
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — The group of gutter punks that loiters near 5th and Huron employs many invented terms for…
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History Buff Excited to Experience What 1930s Germany Was Like
BINGHAMTON, N.Y. – Local World War II enthusiast Edward Spencer says he is looking forward to witnessing the rise of…
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It’s Always Spooky Season for Me, A Man Haunted By His Past
Every Fall I watch you normies get all excited that “spooky season” is here once again. That means it’s time…
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Man Debating Whether Next Short-Lived Obsession Will Be Cycling, Cast Iron or Pickling
BENNINGTON, Vt. — Local bartender Jerome Skinner is nearing a final decision on what subject he will become temporarily engrossed…
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JNCO Warns US Strategic Denim Reserve Could Be Depleted If Nu Metal Revival Intensifies
LOS ANGELES — Garment company JNCO says renewed interest in their extra-wide legged jeans could result in a devastating shortage…
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Noise Fan Attempts to Shazam Unbalanced Washing Machine Heard Through Apartment Wall
KINGSTON, N.Y. — Noise music enthusiast Craig Spencer tried in vain to identify the cacophonous racket heard through his living…
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Man Asserts Being Conservative Divorced Dad Whose Kids Won’t Speak to Him Anymore is The New Punk Rock
DERRY, N.H. — Conservative divorcee and frequent conspiracy forum visitor Ken Doherty claims his lifestyle epitomizes the punk rock ethos,…
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Scene Elder Passes Down Oral History of Who Hates Who and Why
CHULA VISTA, Calif. — The patriarch of the local scene assembled the area’s young punks to hear an oral history…
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Punk Foodie Can Tell Which Factory Gas Station Burrito Came From
CLINTON, Mass. — Self-professed food connoisseur Noah Frawley boasts the unusual ability to determine the provenance of microwaved gas station…
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Liberal Puzzled Why 8 Years of Saying Trump Has Small Hands Didn’t Stop Fascist Takeover
TIVERTON, R.I. — Local dental hygienist Barbara McCall is bewildered why her years-long campaign of criticizing Donald Trump on Facebook…
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