30 Band Shirts That Will Get You Flagged By The TSA If You Wear Them to the Airport
It’s natural to want to express your love for your favorite band, and you want to be comfy when traveling,…
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Gov. Abbott Enlists Texas National Guard to Shoot at Wildfires
AUSTIN, Texas — Governor Greg Abbott deployed Texas National Guard troops to combat the rapidly spreading wildfires in the state’s…
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Current Owner of House From Cover of ‘Rohnert Park’ Asks Again That Visiting Fans Refrain From Practicing Kickflips In Street After Posted Quiet Hours
ROHNERT PARK, Calif. — Homeowner Ben Founier admits he’s losing patience with fans who attempt to recreate Ceremony’s famous cover…
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AT&T Outage Forces Commuters to Listen to Something Called ‘Beefman and The Stroker Morning Show’
DALLAS — Cellular giant AT&T’s massive outage caused disruption to vital services and prevented customers from listening to their preferred…
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Trump VP Shortlist Includes Tim Scott, Kristi Noem, Frankenstein-Like Abomination Made From DNA of History’s Greatest Monsters
PALM BEACH, Fla. — Former president Donald Trump teased his top picks for vice president during a recent Mar-a-Lago fundraising…
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Harm’s Way Frontman Spotted Atop Empire State Building Swatting Planes From Sky
NEW YORK — Muscle-bound Harm’s Way vocalist James Pligge scaled the Empire State Building and was seen attacking aircrafts that…
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Couple Simultaneously Offended, Relieved They’re Not Invited to Wedding
CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. — Hannah and Jack Lungo experienced both anger and relief upon realizing they hadn’t been invited to their…
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Real-Life Fonzie? This Guy Only Hangs Out With High School Kids
Meet Andy “The Ronz” Ronzoni: Cheboygan, Minnesota’s coolest resident. He’s got slicked-back hair, rides a killer motorcycle and has a…
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Spotify Fires CFO After Video Surfaces of Him Giving Dollar to Busker
NEW YORK — Spotify dismissed CFO Paul Vogel when a video of him dropping a dollar into a subway busker’s…
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Paleontologists Admit They Still Have No Idea How Dinosaurs Humped
CINCINNATI — Dinosaur experts gathering for the annual Society of Vertebrate Paleontology conference made the surprising announcement that they still…
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