Spotify Fires CFO After Video Surfaces of Him Giving Dollar to Busker
NEW YORK — Spotify dismissed CFO Paul Vogel when a video of him dropping a dollar into a subway busker’s…
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Paleontologists Admit They Still Have No Idea How Dinosaurs Humped
CINCINNATI — Dinosaur experts gathering for the annual Society of Vertebrate Paleontology conference made the surprising announcement that they still…
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American Psychological Association Announces “Feeling Like Dying But Not Really Suicidal” New Baseline For Normal Mental Health
WASHINGTON — A new press release from the APA updated the definition of normal psychological well-being to better reflect the…
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Pogues Singer Shane MacGowan Dies at 65, Or 112 In Irish Poet Years
DUBLIN — Pogues frontman Shane MacGowan passed away after a lengthy illness at age 65, or 112 when converted to…
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Punk Has Prescription Cigarettes Somehow
DAVENPORT, Iowa — Local delinquent Christine Pritchard surprised friends and family when she somehow obtained a prescription for cigarettes, according…
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ExxonMobil Hangs Joe Manchin’s Suit From Rafters at Headquarters
HOUSTON — Soon-to-be retired senator Joe Manchin’s suit was hung from the rafters at ExxonMobil’s headquarters during a tearful farewell…
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Omegle Shutdown Leaves Users Scrambling To Find New Way To See Random Naked Old Guys
BRATTLEBORO, Vt. — Fans of random video chat site Omegle were shocked to find their favorite method of meeting new…
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Morrissey’s Evil Twin Actually Very Cool
MANCHESTER, England — Singer Morrissey’s so-called “evil” identical twin Montgomery is by all accounts a kind, well-liked bloke, according to…
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This Day In Music History October 29th
If you don't know your music history you are doomed to repeat your music history. Here are all the key…
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15 Fictional Nightclubs Ranked By How Easy It Would Be To Score Some Blow There
The seedy nightclub scene has long been a staple of cinema and television, often serving as an inversion of the…
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