Tim Graham, Author at HARDTIMES

American Psychological Association Announces “Feeling Like Dying But Not Really Suicidal” New Baseline For Normal Mental Health

December 2, 2023

WASHINGTON — A new press release from the APA updated the definition of normal psychological well-being to better reflect the…

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Pogues Singer Shane MacGowan Dies at 65, Or 112 In Irish Poet Years

November 30, 2023

DUBLIN — Pogues frontman Shane MacGowan passed away after a lengthy illness at age 65, or 112 when converted to…

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Punk Has Prescription Cigarettes Somehow

November 19, 2023

DAVENPORT, Iowa — Local delinquent Christine Pritchard surprised friends and family when she somehow obtained a prescription for cigarettes, according…

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ExxonMobil Hangs Joe Manchin’s Suit From Rafters at Headquarters

November 10, 2023

HOUSTON — Soon-to-be retired senator Joe Manchin’s suit was hung from the rafters at ExxonMobil’s headquarters during a tearful farewell…

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Omegle Shutdown Leaves Users Scrambling To Find New Way To See Random Naked Old Guys

November 9, 2023

BRATTLEBORO, Vt. — Fans of random video chat site Omegle were shocked to find their favorite method of meeting new…

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Morrissey’s Evil Twin Actually Very Cool

November 7, 2023

MANCHESTER, England — Singer Morrissey’s so-called “evil” identical twin Montgomery is by all accounts a kind, well-liked bloke, according to…

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This Day In Music History October 29th

October 29, 2023

If you don't know your music history you are doomed to repeat your music history. Here are all the key…

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15 Fictional Nightclubs Ranked By How Easy It Would Be To Score Some Blow There

October 5, 2023

The seedy nightclub scene has long been a staple of cinema and television, often serving as an inversion of the…

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Crust Punk Grandma Places Pan of Crack on Windowsill to Cool

September 6, 2023

DETROIT — Punk rock loving octogenarian Edith Bettencourt placed a pan of her fresh, warm crack cocaine on her kitchen…

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This Day In Music History September 3rd

September 3, 2023

You have to know your history. Here are some of the notable moments in music history from today, September 3rd.…

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