This Day In Music History October 29th
If you don't know your music history you are doomed to repeat your music history. Here are all the key…
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15 Fictional Nightclubs Ranked By How Easy It Would Be To Score Some Blow There
The seedy nightclub scene has long been a staple of cinema and television, often serving as an inversion of the…
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Crust Punk Grandma Places Pan of Crack on Windowsill to Cool
DETROIT — Punk rock loving octogenarian Edith Bettencourt placed a pan of her fresh, warm crack cocaine on her kitchen…
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This Day In Music History September 3rd
You have to know your history. Here are some of the notable moments in music history from today, September 3rd.…
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MPAA Demands Scene Showing Timothée Chalamet Autoerotically Asphyxiating Self With Nerds Rope Be Cut From “Wonka”
LOS ANGELES — The Motion Picture Association of America announced they would not grant the upcoming Willy Wonka prequel a…
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Grab Your Cigarettes and Journal Here Are The 50 Best Post-Punk Songs From The Genre’s Golden Age
In the beginning, there was punk. Then, after a few years of tumult, punk begat post-punk. The fundamentalists among you…
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Punk Kid With Lemonade Stand Also Selling Loosies
MENOMONEE FALLS, Wis. — Local youngster Phoebe Flax, age 9, is reportedly selling loose cigarettes alongside her delicious lemonade, according…
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Printing Error Resulting in Second Half of “Infinite Jest” Being Blank Goes Unnoticed for Years
CLAREMONT, Calif. — University student Lisa Dempsey discovered the latter half of her boyfriend’s copy of David Foster Wallace’s titanic…
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Metalhead Asks Doctor If He Can Tune Tinnitus to D
PRESCOTT, Ariz. — Local metal enthusiast Griff Nilsson asked his doctor to adjust the persistent ringing in his ears to…
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Aging Punk Gradually Becoming Straight Edge Without Meaning To
FALL RIVER, Mass. — Local 37-year-old punk Ryan Foley realized he had inadvertently abstained from drugs and alcohol long enough…
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