This Day In Music History September 3rd September 3, 2023 You have to know your history. Here are some of the notable moments in music history from today, September 3rd.… Read More →
MPAA Demands Scene Showing Timothée Chalamet Autoerotically Asphyxiating Self With Nerds Rope Be Cut From “Wonka” September 2, 2023 LOS ANGELES — The Motion Picture Association of America announced they would not grant the upcoming Willy Wonka prequel a… Read More →
Grab Your Cigarettes and Journal Here Are The 50 Best Post-Punk Songs From The Genre’s Golden Age August 30, 2023 In the beginning, there was punk. Then, after a few years of tumult, punk begat post-punk. The fundamentalists among you… Read More →
Punk Kid With Lemonade Stand Also Selling Loosies August 26, 2023 MENOMONEE FALLS, Wis. — Local youngster Phoebe Flax, age 9, is reportedly selling loose cigarettes alongside her delicious lemonade, according… Read More →
Printing Error Resulting in Second Half of “Infinite Jest” Being Blank Goes Unnoticed for Years August 24, 2023 CLAREMONT, Calif. — University student Lisa Dempsey discovered the latter half of her boyfriend’s copy of David Foster Wallace’s titanic… Read More →
Metalhead Asks Doctor If He Can Tune Tinnitus to D August 9, 2023 PRESCOTT, Ariz. — Local metal enthusiast Griff Nilsson asked his doctor to adjust the persistent ringing in his ears to… Read More →
Aging Punk Gradually Becoming Straight Edge Without Meaning To August 4, 2023 FALL RIVER, Mass. — Local 37-year-old punk Ryan Foley realized he had inadvertently abstained from drugs and alcohol long enough… Read More →
Marjorie Taylor Greene Threatens to Impeach Server at Applebee’s If Loaded Fajita Doesn’t Come Out Soon July 23, 2023 CALHOUN, Ga. — Irate Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene began drafting articles of impeachment against staff at the Applebee’s restaurant when… Read More →
This Day in Music History July 16th July 16, 2023 1966: 10 Year Old Piano Prodigy Kevin “GG” Allin Suffers Head Injury After Falling From Jungle Gym The one-time wunderkind… Read More →
Supreme Court Puts Venmo QR Code on Bench to Streamline Bribery Process July 14, 2023 WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court overhauled their bribery process and made it more efficient by installing plaques with Venmo payment… Read More →