Ride to Airport From Uncle Confirms Howard Stern Still Exists
BOSTON — Frequent flyer Kaitlyn Massey was surprised to learn that venerable shock jock Howard Stern is still alive and…
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Sweetwater Rep Attends Funeral For Man Who Bought Overdrive Pedal in 2008
GLENS FALLS, N.Y. — A salesman for music gear retailer Sweetwater appeared at the funeral for Richie Andrews, a customer…
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Conservative Wants Guarantee None of Girls’ High School Lacrosse Players He Creeps on Are Trans
ABILENE, Texas — Local school sports fan Steven Flick will no longer offer his support if there’s a chance he…
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Couple Has Baby to Get Out of Weekly Board Game Night
POTTSTOWN, Pa. — Sarah and Luke Fleming opted to have a child to serve to exempt them from attending any…
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Pervert Masturbating in Zine Library Inadvertently Develops Interest in Fourth Wave Feminism, Bike Repair
AMHERST, Mass. — Serial public masturbator Aaron Goddard received an unexpected education in progressive politics when he wandered into a…
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Punk Treats Self to Wet Food
HAMTRAMCK, Mich. — Local dumpster diver Kev Grubbs treated himself to some wet food that was beyond his typical dry…
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Ailing Man Dies Despite Several “You Got This” Reddit Comments
KOKOMO, Ind. — Local man Andrew Stoltz succumbed to an illness even though he received multiple positive reassurances online, according…
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Friend Says You Can Have All Their Worthless Shit if They Die
EAST PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local man Kevin Wright announced plans to leave all of his worldly possessions to his best…
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Tiny Cops Hassle Fingerboarding Teens
NORTH ATTLEBORO, Mass. — Several youths were ordered to stop playing with miniature skateboards by very small police officers outside…
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Shoegaze Guitarist Plans to Learn to Play Once Pedalboard is Perfect
GREAT BEND, Kan. — Neil Stamp, guitarist for local shoegaze band Quavver, intends to work on playing the guitar as…
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