KENT, Ohio — President Donald Trump announced he’d be awarding the Medal of Honor to those brave National Guardsmen who…
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LOS ANGELES — Local punk Corbin Stefanski’s weakening urine stream is severely limiting his ability to clean his toilet, according…
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Like any aspiring anarchist, I want to do what I can to burn this entire rotten system to the ground…
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Look, everyone keeps talking about what a stupid idea it would be if the United States were to annex Canada…
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Fuck! I made a huge mistake at work and now I’m paying for it dearly. My huge mistake? Not making…
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JACKSONVILLE – Lead singer of the alt-rock band Up Above declined to tell the audience he couldn’t hear them as…
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WASHINGTON — The world’s richest man Elon Musk and President-elect Donald Trump are reportedly closer than ever after finding common…
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LONDON – Negotiator Peter Franks decided to take on the much easier job of finally getting Israel to agree to…
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RONKS, Penn. — Local anarchist and aspirational revolutionary Steven Franks felt foolish after discovering that he accidentally became part of…
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LOS ANGELES — Indie-rock band Weezer allegedly ran out of colors that are visible to the human eye on the…
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