Minutemen is one of the most influential hardcore punk bands of the 1980s, especially their biggest album "Double Nickels on…
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RENO, Nev. — Couples therapy specialist and nu metal enthusiast Dr. Stephen Hoffman has found it’s best not to take…
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Horrible news. It looks like Chris, our friend who drove us to the party, wants to stay longer. He seems…
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As a Capricorn, there are few things I can’t stand as much as Libras. They are emotionally detached, self-pitying pacifists.…
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Somewhat popular spokesmutant the Noid returned from self-imposed isolation which immediately resulted in newly leaked emails…
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Local house sitter and frequent self gratifier David Baker is currently debating how long into his job…
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DRAG KINGDOM — The tyrannical Drag Queen known as Cleo Fabtra was overthrown in an absolutely fabulous revolution by drag…
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LOS ANGELES — Political commentator Ben Shapiro admitted today that he doesn’t like the paintings of renowned artist Georgia O’Keeffe…
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2020 has been one hell of a year for music. We heard, at least. We'll be honest. After turning 30…
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LOS ANGELES — Seminal hair metal band Mötley Crüe finally revealed yesterday the deeper meaning to the enigmatic song “Girls,…
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