Rob Steinberg, Author at HARDTIMES

December 14, 2021

Movies! We all love them. Some people, too much. We searched far and wide for people who love movies more…

October 28, 2021

Is this some kind of sick joke? After another fun night of delinquency I woke up this afternoon to stroll…

September 16, 2021

Minutemen is one of the most influential hardcore punk bands of the 1980s, especially their biggest album "Double Nickels on…

August 25, 2021

RENO, Nev. — Couples therapy specialist and nu metal enthusiast Dr. Stephen Hoffman has found it’s best not to take…

August 12, 2021

Horrible news. It looks like Chris, our friend who drove us to the party, wants to stay longer. He seems…

June 8, 2021

As a Capricorn, there are few things I can’t stand as much as Libras. They are emotionally detached, self-pitying pacifists.…

May 30, 2021

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Somewhat popular spokesmutant the Noid returned from self-imposed isolation which immediately resulted in newly leaked emails…

May 7, 2021

BERKELEY, Calif. — Local house sitter and frequent self gratifier David Baker is currently debating how long into his job…

April 13, 2021

DRAG KINGDOM — The tyrannical Drag Queen known as Cleo Fabtra was overthrown in an absolutely fabulous revolution by drag…

March 9, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Political commentator Ben Shapiro admitted today that he doesn’t like the paintings of renowned artist Georgia O’Keeffe…