Kyle Erf, Author at HARDTIMES

December 12, 2017

KENOSHA, Wisc. — 15-year-old Mark Hall reportedly believes he has picked the perfect place to stand during an all-ages hardcore…

November 25, 2017

BOSTON — Local music patron Claras Deacon called the Boston Police Department last night to report an out-of-place backpack repeatedly…

November 14, 2017

JOPLIN, Miss. — Weapons aficionado Douglas Han has begun taking extra shifts at his fast food job to acquire what…

November 12, 2017

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today the Nintendo String, their new voice-chat product for multiplayer games. The String, a new…

October 31, 2017

PITTSBURGH — Rumor mills are churning after 9-year-old nephew Kevin Cott claimed privileged information about an unannounced Nintendo game at…

October 23, 2017

WASHINGTON — Following the kidnapping of President Donald J. Trump by the dreaded DragonNinja, America’s usual first responders—Bad Dudes Steven…

October 8, 2017

HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — Members of the Colombo family have successfully hidden their marijuana use from each other for years despite…

September 25, 2017

TORONTO — Legendary rocker Geddy Lee crashed his giant owl into the CN Tower last night, which left authorities scrambling…

September 23, 2017

BOSTON — Local band Silent Lookout entered an existential crisis last week after lead singer Martin Vanzant began treatment for…

September 3, 2017

HOBOKEN, N.J. — New Jersey-based band The Red Rainbows regularly claim to be from “the city” when touring outside of…