Trump Blames Liberal Media for Inciting Riot Fest
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump lashed out today during an early morning Tweet storm, panning left-leaning media outlets across the…
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PUBG Voice Chat Wins Oscar for Realistic, Powerful Portrayal of Mental Illness
LOS ANGELES — In a stunning first, the voice communication feature of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds has taken home the Best Documentary…
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Awesome Shirt Ruined by Band Name
SEATTLE — The dismal sales of a T-shirt featuring an amazing design were blamed on the inclusion of the band…
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Dad Wondering If You Want to Rip Any of His CDs
FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Local father Bill Matheson has offered his children, family, friends, and modest acquaintances the opportunity to…
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Teen at First Show Pretty Sure This Is a Good Place to Stand
KENOSHA, Wisc. — 15-year-old Mark Hall reportedly believes he has picked the perfect place to stand during an all-ages hardcore…
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Showgoer Calls Police to Report Suspicious Backpack Right up in Face
BOSTON — Local music patron Claras Deacon called the Boston Police Department last night to report an out-of-place backpack repeatedly…
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Man Grinding Out McDonald’s Shifts to Afford Cool New Sword
JOPLIN, Miss. — Weapons aficionado Douglas Han has begun taking extra shifts at his fast food job to acquire what…
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Nintendo Announces Two-Cans-and-a-String Multiplayer System
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today the Nintendo String, their new voice-chat product for multiplayer games. The String, a new…
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9 Year Old Nephew Has Scoop on Secret Nintendo Project
PITTSBURGH — Rumor mills are churning after 9-year-old nephew Kevin Cott claimed privileged information about an unannounced Nintendo game at…
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Bad Dudes Unwilling to Rescue Current President
WASHINGTON — Following the kidnapping of President Donald J. Trump by the dreaded DragonNinja, America’s usual first responders—Bad Dudes Steven…
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