Krissy Howard, Author at HARDTIMES

February 15, 2021

RIO RANCHO, N.M. — A single song by prog-rock legends Rush was mistaken for an entire prog-rock album by radio…

February 14, 2021

MIAMI — Local holiday and generally despised time of the year, Valentine’s Day, is determined to absolutely destroy one of…

January 23, 2021

FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. — A decidedly arrogant YouTube guitar tutorial incorrectly assumed that the person watching it already knew what the…

January 3, 2021

VESTAL, N.Y. — An impromptu stop at arts and crafts supply store Michael’s last Sunday silently confirmed the relationship status…

December 24, 2020

LEWISBURG, W.V. — A $35 gift card for the Kroger grocery store chain, courtesy of local mamaw Juanita Crabb, is…

December 3, 2020

BALTIMORE — An obviously broken phone that you for some reason refuse to replace reportedly does still work, assuming you…

November 26, 2020

ROSEDALE, Miss. — Local punk Kerry Gagne is stuck with several loads of unwashed laundry that she was planning to…

November 16, 2020

SOCORRO, N.M. — A long-forgotten 10-quart pot filled with vegan chili was officially rebranded into a fully-functional composting toilet following…

November 15, 2020

COEUR D’ALENE, Idaho — Grammatically correct person and all-around fucking showoff Eric Cyr responded that he’s doing “well” today after…

October 25, 2020

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — Local woman Denise Giorgeschi was “utterly shocked” yesterday after finding an mp3 file of AC/DC’s “You Shook…