Functioning Loser Can’t Even Do Depression Right
ST. LOUIS — Local man who is living with functional depression, Dan Sousa, surprised exactly no one after it was…
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That Sucks: Metal Band the Singing Kind Not the Screaming Kind
FARMINGTON, N.M. — Local man Derek Romero received the disappointment of a lifetime after the metal band he had devoted…
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Disregarded Pizza Crust Seen In Whole New Light Next Morning
BERNALILLO, N.M. — The abandoned crusts on a medium, two-topping pizza purchased and eaten yesterday evening were seen in an…
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Nation’s Musicians Who “Just Prefer” Asian Women Suddenly at Loss for Words
UNITED STATES — Straight guy musicians from around the country who usually can’t shut the fuck up about how much…
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Nation’s Townies to Meet Down by Train Tracks Around Five
UNITED STATES — A gathering of townies from across the country is expected to begin at around 5 p.m. today…
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NSA Agent Braces Self as Woman Types “semicharmedlife lyrics” in YouTube for Ninth Time Today
FORT MEADE, Md. — U.S. National Security Agent Dan Briggs mentally prepared himself for another four minutes of unadulterated sing-alongs…
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Cool Landlord Just Asks for Reference, Recent Pay Stub, Willingness to Bend to Increasingly Unreasonable Whims With No Questions Asked
SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — Cool landlord and champion of the working man Jenny Holmes is allegedly only asking for references,…
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Opinion: I Don’t Think This Is an Al-Anon Message Board
Since the pandemic started, 12-step meetings have been forced to take place online. While it certainly can’t replace sitting in…
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Inspiring: This Woman Spent the Pandemic Turning All of Her Underwear Into Period Underwear
LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Local woman Bette DeVargas made use of her time home during the Coronavirus pandemic by turning…
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5 Easy Ways To Make Someone’s Genetic Hearing Loss About All the Loud Shows You Went To in Your 20s
Hearing loss can be stressful and isolating. If there's one person who knows all about that, it's your close friend…
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