Kevin Tit, Author at HARDTIMES

November 9, 2020

HANOVER, Pa. — Local Nazi, Kyle Rumbley, is unsure how to tell his family he voted for Joe Biden after…

November 8, 2020

2020 has got to be the worst year for punk by far. Ant that's saying a lot since it died…

November 3, 2020

NEW YORK — A visibly desperate and agitated President Donald Trump loaded his IMI Desert Eagle handgun today and travelled…

November 1, 2020

PASADENA, Calif. — “Wildboyz” star Chris Pontius started a voter awareness campaign today that includes showing his balls to strangers…

October 10, 2020

There’s been a lot of talk about police abolition this year and while there have been a lot of well-articulated…

October 3, 2020

2020 has been a shit show. Not here to argue that. However, it was pretty fucking cool when the government…

September 30, 2020

LINCOLN, Neb. — Local Black police officer Dante Jackson was rendered unrecognizable to his coworkers within seconds of removing his…

September 27, 2020

Cops suck. There’s no question about that. I’m not a dumbass boot licker. However, I don’t know if we should…

September 15, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — Local vegan Courtney Demming was pepper-sprayed by Philadelphia police during a peaceful protest yesterday, but declined the offer…

September 9, 2020

LORTON, Va. — Local man Devin Caulfield is now in his 11th year of attempting to explain his Screeching Weasel…