CBS Launches New Spinoff Series “Dead Sheldon”
LOS ANGELES — Following the success of “The Big Bang Theory” and its spinoff series “Young Sheldon,” CBS announced today…
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Personal Attack? This Musician Is Better Than Me
I don’t like to brag, but I don’t think it’s too far off for me to say that I’m a…
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Here’s a Made up Story About the Recording of Pearl Jam’s ‘Ten’ Because the Real One Is Super Boring
So we're about halfway through the second paragraph of the Wikipedia for ‘Ten’ and the only thing we've learned so…
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Opinion: I Think That- No Sorry, You Go Ahead
Can you guys hear me ok? What’s that? I can see your faces but can’t hear anything. Can you guys…
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Embarrassed “Sid and Nancy” Director Just Now Realizing He Made a Two-Hour Long Movie About Bass Player
LOS ANGELES — Film director Alex Cox came to the sudden and tragic realization this morning that his 1986 biopic…
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Tudor Split-Levels Hunted to Extinction in Emotional “House Hunters”
LOS ANGELES — The last remaining Tudor split-level house known to mankind was burned to the ground yesterday during the…
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Goth Wardrobe No Match for Powdered Donut
CHICAGO — Local goth Raven Stevens spent her entire savings on new clothes yesterday after an attempt to eat a…
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Opinion: I Can Never Go Back to Wearing Pants After This
It’s hard to envision how society will look in a post coronavirus world. Maybe everything will be fine, or maybe…
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Experts Baffled It’s 4:05 PM Already
CHICAGO — A panel of experts practicing social distancing across the country are reeling today, following the discovery that it…
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If the President Is 15 Minutes Late, We Are Legally Allowed to Start Looting
As we wait patiently for president dementia tits to take a break from eating taco bowls while wiping his ass…
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