James Knapp, Author at HARDTIMES

October 13, 2021

BALTIMORE — Latest reports from staff and showgoers at historic venue The Crab Trap confirmed that the strange puddle of…

October 10, 2021

First of all, its name is Jeremy. And second, I don’t care if it can literally melt my skin while…

October 6, 2021

ALBANY, N.Y. — Members of crust funk band the Salt Garglers were desperately trying to repurchase their impounded econoline van…

October 4, 2021

BALTIMORE — Surgeons at Johns Hopkins Medical Center recently performed the first successful procedure to physiologically affix classic rock fan…

October 2, 2021

SAINT PAUL, Minn. — 37-year-old punk Ronald “Buckets” Drearer grossly exaggerated how much alcohol he regularly consumes in order to…

September 28, 2021

So you're a gearhead, huh? You think you’ve got a sweet gear collection? Alright, if you’re so sure of yourself,…

September 22, 2021

DENVER — Local punk John Hesslip’s scene-approved nickname of Slop Boy continues to baffle others in the scene who are…

September 22, 2021

DENVER — Local punk John Hesslip’s scene-approved nickname of Slop Boy continues to baffle others in the scene who are…

September 15, 2021

Man, you guys are great. Seriously, I can’t remember the last time I had such a great — oh look,…

September 10, 2021

So, it’s all come down to this. Right at the peak of your trip, and just on the cusp of…