August 17, 2019
CHICAGO — Friends and family of local “all-around artist” Will Bell braced themselves today after Bell posted a cryptic message…
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August 16, 2019
Do you remember Paul? He used to be one of the craziest, most hardcore punks in the scene. He was…
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August 7, 2019
CHICAGO — Local metalhead Gary Dwyer cannot wait to “pound a sixer” of Old Style in the parking lot before…
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August 2, 2019
SPRINGVILLE, Ind. — Authorities patrolling the annual Gathering of the Juggalos decided to make no attempts last night to reunite…
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July 25, 2019
LOS ANGELES — Reality TV star and occasional musician Bret Michaels announced earlier today that he will be performing the…
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July 25, 2019
One day, after black mass, a parishioner approached the high priest with a troubled look in his eyes. “High Master…
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July 25, 2019
BERLIN — German Chancellor Angela Merkel signed a controversial bill into law today, no longer requiring the government-funded Gesetzliche Krankenversicherung…
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July 23, 2019
Few people actually remember the fact that King Diamond was created after a group of local Danish children put a…
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July 22, 2019
ATLANTA — A flyer posted on the corkboard of Criminal Records announced that local metal band Fierce Fire is holding…
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July 22, 2019
GRAYSLAKE, Ill. — Metal fans and cosplay enthusiasts had no idea that a city administrator for the Lake County Fairgrounds…
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