Scene Conservationists Release Rehabilitated Crust Punk Back Into Wild
PORTLAND, Ore. — Scientists and well-wishers gathered earlier this week to watch as a crust punk affectionately known as “Shiv”…
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Punk Band Cannot Refuse Any Favors Asked of Them on This, the Day of Their Album Release Party
CLEVELAND — A line formed outside the legendary DIY venue The Basement last night, where locals could request favors of…
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Remembering Nintendo’s Failed Power Sock Controller
In the 1980s, Nintendo released several popular customized controllers for playing certain NES games, such as the Light Gun and…
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“Big Things on the Horizon,” Posts Friend About to Ask Everyone for Money
CHICAGO — Friends and family of local “all-around artist” Will Bell braced themselves today after Bell posted a cryptic message…
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What a Sellout! This Punk Turned 30
Do you remember Paul? He used to be one of the craziest, most hardcore punks in the scene. He was…
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Slayer Fan Excited to Miss Slayer One Last Time by Drinking Too Much Before Show Again
CHICAGO — Local metalhead Gary Dwyer cannot wait to “pound a sixer” of Old Style in the parking lot before…
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Lost Child at Gathering of the Juggalos Probably Better Off
SPRINGVILLE, Ind. — Authorities patrolling the annual Gathering of the Juggalos decided to make no attempts last night to reunite…
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Bret Michaels Tours Season 1 of ‘Rock of Love’ in Its Entirety
LOS ANGELES — Reality TV star and occasional musician Bret Michaels announced earlier today that he will be performing the…
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When You Could Only See One Set of Bootprints That’s When Danzig Carried You
One day, after black mass, a parishioner approached the high priest with a troubled look in his eyes. “High Master…
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Germany’s Socialized Healthcare No Longer Covers Rammstein-Related Sex Injuries
BERLIN — German Chancellor Angela Merkel signed a controversial bill into law today, no longer requiring the government-funded Gesetzliche Krankenversicherung…
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