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June 12, 2024

LOS ANGELES. — Local man Derek Mitchum regretted attending a show at The Smell music venue on a work night…

June 11, 2024

SEATTLE — A recent punk show at High Dive was canceled last-minute after door guy Morgan Dieter lost his one…

June 10, 2024

AUBURN HILLS, Mich. — George Quinn, an account manager at the Babaco insurance company, recently realized the amount of sheer…

June 9, 2024

MANHATTAN BEACH, Calif. — Unbearable conservative Doug Tannenburg told Descendents logo Milo that he should have chosen trade school instead…

May 31, 2024

WATERLOO, N.Y. — Staunch MAGA Republican and binge-drinker Justin Brently decided to show his unwavering support for Donald Trump after…

May 27, 2024

WESTLAKE VILLAGE, Calif. — Musical instrument retailer Guitar Center kicked off its biggest sales event of the year catered towards…

May 21, 2024

LOS ANGELES — Local advocacy group the National Youth Anti-Drug Media Campaign issued a chilling new public service announcement claiming…

May 7, 2024

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local audio engineer Kent Barger was once again frustrated after receiving accusations of being a phony for…

May 2, 2024

PORTLAND, Ore. — Owner of local shop Tunehoundz Records Steven Southwell recently decided to use old Record Store Day vinyl…

April 30, 2024

TAMPA, Fla. — Attendees at a local death metal show Saturday night were leery of a suspicious man wearing a…