Punk Uses Supporting Local Scene as Charitable Donation on Tax Form
BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Local punk Chaz Long used very creative accounting techniques when he wrote off his support for his…
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Grind Band Much More Meticulous About Finding Obscure Horror Samples Than Writing Songs
HOUSTON — Local goregrind band Coffin Stew give much more attention to scouring old sleaze and monster movie VHS tapes…
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Opinion: King Diamond Would Be Much Prettier if He’d Just Paint His Face Into a Smile
Well, hello there, Kingy. Say, why so glum? What reason could a heavy metal master and servant to Satan like…
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How to Use Pro Tools to Touch Up All of Your Imperfections as a Human Being Too
Everyone who has ever entered the studio in the past 15 years or so, knows that Pro Tools is the…
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Man Playing Double-Neck Guitar Clearly Overcompensating for Having Only One Penis
LOS ANGELES — Several members of the crowd at a local hard rock show suspected guitar shredding has-been Dwayne "Tiger"…
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Doom Metal Band Has Pact to Smoke Weed From Skull of First Member Who Dies
AUBURN HILLS, Mich. — Local doom metal outfit Everplug swore to a pact in which surviving members of the band…
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Metalhead Makes it Through Med School Solely on Memorized Carcass Lyrics
OXFORD, England — Local metal fan William McClusky miraculously aced his way through the prestigious Oxford University Medical School solely…
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Guy Honoring Friend’s Request to Have Song Played at His Funeral Forgets to Skip YouTube Ads
VESTAL, N.Y. — The funeral for local punk Jimmy Stark became a matter of sheer embarrassment when his best friend…
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Band Unaware Majority of Show’s Decent Turnout Due to Venue’s 50 Cent Wing Night
BUFFALO, N.Y — Local indie rock band CupNChar were oblivious to the fact that the overwhelming turnout for their gig…
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Report: Death Metal Band’s Long Sleeve Shirt Has Way Too Much Shit On It
ORLANDO, Fla. — A new long sleeve shirt design for death metal band Gorebomb is confusing fans with its overwhelming…
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