Fred Durst Threatens To Direct Another Movie if He Loses Lawsuit
In an effort to pressure Universal Music Group into a settlement, Fred Durst announced that if he looses his $200…
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Anti-Homeless Bench Catapults Sitter Into the Sky If They Make Less Than 50k a Year
HARRISONBURG, Va. — City officials installed an anti-homeless bench this week that will catapult the sitter into the sky if…
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Hike Put On Hold After Cool Stick Found
PORTLAND, Ore. — A local couple’s hike was put on hold after a really neat stick was found on the…
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Person Horribly Embarrassed at How Drunk and Fun They Were Last Night
TOPEKA, Kan. – Local boring millennial Harley Shun admitted that he is horribly embarrassed by his drunken antics which made…
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The Decemberists Finally Locate Time Portal That Will Return Them to the 1830s
PORTLAND, Ore. — American indie band The Decemberists announced that they finally located a time portal that will allow them…
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Only Two Punctual People in Friend Group Sick of Hanging Out With One Another
DETROIT — Paula Thorne and Jesse Riggins, the only two frequently on-time people in a friend group, are reportedly absolutely…
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I Tried To Dance Like No One Was Watching, But People Were Watching And Now They’re Saying Mean Things To Me
People always told me to dance like no one was watching. To sing like nobody's listening. But it turns out…
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Complaining Boomer Actually Has Good Point About QR Code Menus
SARASOTA, Fla. – Local 71-year-old Steve Mills made multiple strong arguments against the use of QR code menus while trying…
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Want To Feel Old? The Crusades Were 900 Years Ago
In the words of Steve Miller and his band, time keeps on slipping into the future. Do you want to…
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Audiophiles and Cinephiles Compete for Title of Worst -phile
POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y. — A group of audiophiles and cinephiles met this week to compete against each other for the title…
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