Charles Bill, Author at HARDTIMES

August 25, 2024

TOPEKA, Kan. – Local boring millennial Harley Shun admitted that he is horribly embarrassed by his drunken antics which made…

August 18, 2024

PORTLAND, Ore. — American indie band The Decemberists announced that they finally located a time portal that will allow them…

July 25, 2024

DETROIT — Paula Thorne and Jesse Riggins, the only two frequently on-time people in a friend group, are reportedly absolutely…

July 23, 2024

People always told me to dance like no one was watching. To sing like nobody's listening. But it turns out…

June 28, 2024

SARASOTA, Fla. – Local 71-year-old Steve Mills made multiple strong arguments against the use of QR code menus while trying…

June 22, 2024

In the words of Steve Miller and his band, time keeps on slipping into the future. Do you want to…

June 20, 2024

POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y. — A group of audiophiles and cinephiles met this week to compete against each other for the title…

June 9, 2024

So you’ve signed up for an adult league of a sport. Maybe you played it in high school, maybe you…

June 2, 2024

AMAZON RAINFOREST, Brazil – A local topaz hummingbird was humiliated when he nutted super fast while filming a rare mating…

May 31, 2024

LOS ANGELES – Instagram doctor Brenda Rinaj, known as @CurezUGood, was faced with the tragic task of letting a patient…