The Hold Steady’s Children’s Book Mostly About Blacking Out at Minneapolis Dive Bars
NEW YORK — A preview of the upcoming children's book based on the lyrics of The Hold Steady’s “Stay Positive”…
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Opinion: Well, I Found the Clit. Now What?
Like the quests for the Fountain of Youth or the Holy Grail, I too have spent what feels like eons…
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Weird! All of this Millennial’s Opinions About Pop Culture Align With Chuck Klosterman’s
It’s been said there are no such thing as coincidences, and that naturally occurring phenomena can be explained no matter…
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We Sat Down at the Cool Kids Table and Were Savagely Ridiculed
Kids these days, what’s up with them? Seriously, we have no idea what the hell is going on with Gen…
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Opinion: You Can Pry My Skinny Jeans Off of My Cold Dead Legs
There is probably no inalienable right greater than freedom of expression, and what better way to tell the world that…
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Poser Alert! Those Assholes From the “Punk” CD Compilation Were Paid Actors
There is something that’s been bothering me for nearly 20 years now, and I’m sure a few of you may…
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Boomer Furious After Having Car Misgendered
LANSING, Mich. — Local 72-year-old conservative Gerald Wakowski was on the verge of a complete meltdown after a passerby misgendered…
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The Next Criterion Closet? Here’s Our DVD Haul From Goodwill
It’s hard to believe it, but we had the privilege to take our picks from the Plymouth, MN Goodwill’s meticulously…
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NBC Adds “Chicago Hardcore” to City-Themed Lineup
LOS ANGELES — NBC announced they would be expanding its One Chicago universe this fall by focusing on the punk…
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Target Celebrates Record Store Day with 35 Different Versions of Taylor Swift’s “The Tortured Poets Department”
MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. — Retail conglomerate Target announced today that they would be participating in Record Store Day by offering 35…
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