Ben Friedman, Author at HARDTIMES

March 13, 2024

HELP! Please you have to do something, I’m not sure how much time I have left until I turn. As…

March 6, 2024

LAS VEGAS — Enterprising DJ Brian “Blaze” Johnson took multitasking to a new level after utilizing the majority of his…

March 3, 2024

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Hallmark Channel’s newest movie reportedly features a groundbreaking sex scene depicting 20 seconds of dry humping…

March 3, 2024

This country is going to hell. Everyday there’s some new bullshit that threatens our American way of life, like Taylor…

February 28, 2024

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — A bombshell study recently revealed a Conservative think tank spent $40 million trying to find a way…

February 28, 2024

The foundation of any good marriage is communication, which is why my wife and I text each other multiple times…

February 21, 2024

"Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue" was arguably one of the most exciting crossover events of many Millennial childhoods, despite it…

February 21, 2024

Pardon me, sir! Yeah I’m talking to you pal, roll your damn window down. I couldn’t help but notice you…

February 20, 2024

LOS ANGELES — Acclaimed film director Sam Mendes announced that his ambitious portrayal of the Beatles, which will be told…

February 17, 2024

Milking the public domain for profit is nothing new, but Steamboat Willie becoming fair game has everyone tripping over themselves…