Timmy, I need to start treating you like the young man that you are. Hell, you’re practically a teenager. It’s time to grow up, give…
HOLLYWOOD, Fla. — Former president and disgraced for-profit university owner Donald Trump revealed that he will commemorate the brave men and women who fought during…
CHICAGO — Local metalhead, avid corpse paint donner and frequent leather pants wearer Zachary Petrosyan is reportedly fed up with constantly being mistaken for a…
The billionaire chairman and CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, and honestly still a pretty good meme format, Vince McMahon has been in the news a…
The 1980s were a great time for dudes in leather. Biker vests, chaps, and studded gloves, baby! As every true WWE fan knows, the ’80s…
WASHINGTON — XFL players from the Seattle Dragons and DC Defenders kneeling during the National Anthem at the league’s inaugural game were merely suffering from…
For millions of kids who grew up in the 90’s, the sound of shattering glass could only mean one thing: An appearance by WWE legend…
LEVITTOWN, Pa. — Couple Samantha Dean and Adrian Benezette realized after visiting Benezette’s hometown last week that a poorly run, highly dangerous backyard wrestling show…
STAMFORD, Conn. — Several key details about this year’s WWE console title have been released, including an unprecedented refund being included with the most expensive…
I’m so tired of hearing people say that professional wrestling is fake. These men and women put their blood, sweat, and steroids into this profession.…
Some athletes can do it all, am I right? Terry Crews is a comedic powerhouse on Brooklyn 99, Vinnie Jones transitioned seamlessly to movies, and…
Well this isn’t good. WWE Champion John Cena has a heart of gold, but it might just cost one sickly child his life. Cena —…
There is no denying it: The current state of affairs is grim. The nation is in the hands of a senile, selfish madman and we…
DALLAS — Travis Skode, a local scrap collector and long time crystal meth addict, proclaimed his satisfaction with the most recent soundtrack of 2K’s WWE2K…
Local mother Janet Cobb asked her adult son Robert if The Rock still wrestles while he watched this week’s WWE Monday Night Raw. Robert Cobb…