Jordan Breeding
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July 20, 2020
WASHINGTON — A broken and sobbing Eric Trump choked down a seventh consecutive can of Goya beans this morning after…
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Jessica Carreiro
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July 14, 2020
Welcome to the liberal USA, where good honest folks are bullied into believing the democrat agenda. All because we don't…
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James Knapp
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July 13, 2020
A couple of weeks back our office was shaken when a strange mass of blue energy suddenly appeared and exploded…
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Mark Roebuck
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July 5, 2020
WASHINGTON — Trapt frontman Chris Taylor Brown issued an enthusiastic “start and persist” letter yesterday urging President Donald Trump to…
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Tyler Dark
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July 2, 2020
BRADFORD, N.H. — Lawyers representing Ghislaine Maxwell, a confidant of disgraced financier Jefferey Epstein, are asking for leniency against their…
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Ted Pillow
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June 22, 2020
NEW YORK — Legendary television producer Lorne Michaels conceded last week that it was a mistake to have the highly…
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In the '80s, American Neo-Nazis targetted the hardcore punk scene for recruitment. Why they thought they'd find success among a…
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Doug Francisco
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June 3, 2020
LOS ANGELES — Following days of demonstration in the streets, Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti instituted a curfew for 30…
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Alex Salcido
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May 30, 2020
WASHINGTON — President Trump’s experimental use of the anti-malarial drug Hydroxychloroquine has transformed the Commander-in-Chief from a boorish, morbidly obese,…
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