WASHINGTON — The Trump Administration announced plans earlier today to build a “big, beautiful” paywall around the White House website. Officials confirmed IT professionals are…
Look, I’ll be the FIRST to tell you Alex Jones is fucking batshit insane, OK? Virtually none of the theories he makes up and yells…
WASHINGTON — After President Donald J. Trump signed an executive order to construct his proposed wall along the Mexican border, a horrified, wistful United States…
WASHINGTON — An estimated 200,000 women are taking part in the first-ever Women’s March on Washington today to protest the inauguration of President Donald J.…
WASHINGTON – The 45th President of the United States and subject of a Green Day concept album already being written was inaugurated to the highest…
WASHINGTON — The Department of Transportation issued a statement today warning those traveling within the D.C. area to expect delays and account for an unprecedented…
WASHINGTON – After rejections from music industry A-, B-, C-, and D-listers, President-elect Donald Trump announced today via Twitter that the “Dueling Banjos” kid from…
NEW YORK — U.S. President-elect Donald J. Trump held a press conference this morning to announce the manufacture of Trump Condoms, his latest namesake business…
WASHINGTON — White House Press Secretary Jay Carney spent the week stationed at Kinko’s printing flyers for “the biggest rager to ever take place in…
WASHINGTON — President-elect Donald J. Trump continued a streak of controversial remarks today, tweeting a desire for strict punishment of anyone caught burning copies of…
SAN FRANCISCO — Brendan Foster posted on Facebook late last night to state he will be “taking a break from the internet for a few days…
OK — that’s it. I’ve waited over two weeks, and still nothing? This is getting fucking ridiculous. When is President-Elect Donald Trump going to try…
WASHINGTON — The U.S. President-elect’s series of controversial cabinet appointments continued today, as Donald J. Trump appointed Mike Stanton, your 8th grade bully, as his…
WASHINGTON — Eager to get back into the good graces of President-elect Donald J. Trump, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie spent the day combing the…
SAN JOSE, Calif. — Fans at last night’s Kanye West concert (where the rapper announced his support for president-elect Trump) reportedly created a petition to…