GEORGETOWN, Del. — Local man Ben Hartsock resumed his normal business of yelling at skateboarders for trespassing in a parking…
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WASHINGTON — DC-based tour guide Christopher Hollis is currently attempting to quell an insurrection at the Capitol Building in order…
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Zac Townsend
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This has to be some type of miscommunication. ICE just showed up at our front door. We allowed them in,…
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Zoe Grobman
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WASHINGTON — Following a string of other legal concessions in the waning days of his term, President Donald Trump announced…
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Patrick Coyne
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — “Christmas Vacation” actor Randy Quaid voiced his support for President Trump yesterday, ruining every sane, cheer-deprived…
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Tony Morse
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Venerated slumlord and accomplished kleptocrat Jared Kushner is a busy man. When he’s not leading the federal government’s lack of…
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Dan Kozuh
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HINSDALE, Ill. — Twitter user Shannon Nichols updated her profile bio today, moving “Trump Supporter” ahead of her other chosen…
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Mark Roebuck
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LA PAMPA, Argentina — Donald Trump Jr.’s recent COVID-19 diagnosis has inspired his brother Eric to hunt him for sport,…
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Dan Rice
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In the days following Donald Trump’s election loss, droves of conservatives have left Facebook in favor of so-called “alternative” social…
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Patrick Coyne
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It seems like just yesterday those Trump-loving, dumbass crybaby MAGA bitches were clogging up my Facebook feed with racist propaganda,…
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