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D.C. Public Transportation Expecting Unprecedented Number of Time Travelers

Sari Beliak • January 19, 2017

WASHINGTON -- The Department of Transportation issued a statement today warning those traveling within the D.C. area to expect delays…

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Trump Books Banjo Kid from ‘Deliverance’ to Play Inauguration

Contributor • December 29, 2016

WASHINGTON - After rejections from music industry A-, B-, C-, and D-listers, President-elect Donald Trump announced today via Twitter that…

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New Line of Trump Condoms Boast Thinnest Skin Possible

Michael Palladino • December 11, 2016

NEW YORK -- U.S. President-elect Donald J. Trump held a press conference this morning to announce the manufacture of Trump…

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Obama to Throw One Last Basement Party Before Asshole Tenants Take Over Lease

Ray McMillin • December 11, 2016

WASHINGTON -- White House Press Secretary Jay Carney spent the week stationed at Kinko’s printing flyers for “the biggest rager…

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Donald Trump Threatens Consequences For CD Burners

Mark Roebuck • December 7, 2016

WASHINGTON -- President-elect Donald J. Trump continued a streak of controversial remarks today, tweeting a desire for strict punishment of…

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Man’s Break from Internet Does Not Include Hardcore Pornography

The Hard Times Staff • December 2, 2016

SAN FRANCISCO -- Brendan Foster posted on Facebook late last night to state he will be “taking a break from the…

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Why Hasn’t Donald Trump Condemned My Uncle Jason’s Racist Thanksgiving Tirade?

The Hard Times Staff • December 2, 2016

OK -- that's it. I've waited over two weeks, and still nothing? This is getting fucking ridiculous. When is President-Elect…

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Trump Appoints Your 8th Grade Bully Secretary of Defense

Mark Roebuck • November 29, 2016

WASHINGTON -- The U.S. President-elect’s series of controversial cabinet appointments continued today, as Donald J. Trump appointed Mike Stanton, your…

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Chris Christie Deployed to Home Depot for Border Wall Materials

John Kennedy • November 20, 2016

WASHINGTON -- Eager to get back into the good graces of President-elect Donald J. Trump, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie…

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Petition to Rewire Kanye West’s Jaw Shut Garners 25,000 Signatures in First Hour

Sari Beliak • November 18, 2016

SAN JOSE, Calif. -- Fans at last night’s Kanye West concert (where the rapper announced his support for president-elect Trump)…

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