Chris Bratton
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WASHINGTON — The Bill from the “Schoolhouse Rock,” best known for singing “I’m Just a Bill” in the fifth episode…
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WASHINGTON — The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) revealed that ICE agents just aren’t killing themselves, despite being complete…
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Noah Dominguez
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SEATTLE — Punk web designer Priscilla Prange published a new Chrome extension that stops Google from asking if you want…
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Alex Vlahov
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Get ready for a truth bomb. I keep hearing about this new bullshit epidemic known as “male loneliness” and it…
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Trevor Graham
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SEATTLE — Microsoft officials revealed the global internet outage affecting airlines and critical infrastructure systems around the world was caused…
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My buddy Jeremy has been feeling pretty depressed lately and his birthday was coming up. So I decided to throw…
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Alec Walker
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Every time I tell my friends I love them, they don’t say it back. They just say, “Are you ok?”…
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WASHINGTON — Former President Donald Trump threw a lifelike dummy of himself moments ago off a bridge onto sharp rocks…
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Kyle Duggan
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SANTA CLARA, Calif. — An AI model trained to emulate the songwriting style of Elliott Smith intentionally exploded itself after…
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Dan Rice
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Ever since I discovered BDSM Tumblr as a youth, I have dreamt of dying at the hands of horned-up sadistic…
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