Dom Turek
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You don't need nicotine patches, Allen Carr audiobooks, or pricy hypnosis sessions to quit smoking. Contrary to the advice of…
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Ryan Dondero
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local punk Roxy Molloy reportedly invited guests to bob for cigarettes at her annual Halloween party…
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Ben Friedman
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We used to be a proper country, one with dignity and appreciation for the sacrifices people made in order to…
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Colleen Nerney
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local “occasional” smoker Samantha Terrett recently realized her secret pack of cigarettes reserved for emergencies was empty…
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Ryan Dondero
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KERFUFFLEVILLE — Bozo, a punk mouse living in the fictional children’s book town of Kerfuffleville, has reportedly taken up residence…
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Courtney Hill
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FAIRFAX, Va. — Local sixth-grader Kenny Jenkins suddenly took up vaping in hopes of charming his older brother’s sex robot,…
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Jordan Liffengren
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It took me years to finally quit smoking. I’m really proud of myself. I’ve pretty much lost the desire to…
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Ryan Dondero
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PHILADELPHIA — Local Punk, Sid Stott, announced his plans to improve his health and well-being by smoking healthier cigarettes in…
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Emma Jonas
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Professional punk magician Lyle “Skid” Harber is reportedly creating spectacles at a number of dive bars in…
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Doug Kolic
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MILWAUKEE – Identical punk twins Ryan and Bryan Ohland recently revealed their ability to sense when the other is jonesing…
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