Dan Rice
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“I’m afraid you will never walk again.” Those words refused to take meaning for me. As Dr. Albert Green leafed…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Girls Done Quick, a new livestreamed porn parody of the hit video game convention Games Done Quick…
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Lauren Lavín
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SEATTLE — Chronic back-pain sufferer Delaney Edwards is giving serious thought to the polyamorous lifestyle after realizing it could lead…
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James Knapp
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LEMOYNE, Penn. — Roommate and all-around jackass Glen Sullivan reportedly drank the last beer in the house moments after having…
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Zac Townsend
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Fuck, Marry, Kill. The three paths to a complete life. Accomplishing any of these three feats before you die is…
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Kyle Stanley
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It’s the same old story every holiday season: You build a snowman, affix an old silk hat in which there…
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Mark Bouchard
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I’ve recently become single. During a pandemic. I’ll confirm what I’m sure you already know: it blows. If you’d like…
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Lately, it feels like all my friends and family judge me for dating in quarantine. They take it as a…
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Bobby Korec
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MINNEAPOLIS — ‘90s alternative music darlings Marcy Playground revealed yesterday that their hit song “Sex and Candy” was more specifically…
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Lauren Lavín
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SOUTHBURY, Conn. — Local urban legend The Southbury Slasher could not complete his annual killing spree last week when his…
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