Every Lagwagon Album Ranked Worst to Best
You remember Lagwagon, your older brother listened to them during his brief punk phase before going off to college and…
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Every Pearl Jam Album Ranked Worst to Best
Around 30 years ago, Seattle band Citizen Dick fired lead singer Matt Dillon and replaced him with a moody surfer…
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Every Shellac Album Ranked Worst to Best
Shellac of North America, a band composed of more professional recording engineers than not, have only released five full-length albums…
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Studio Orders Two More Kids from Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke
BURBANK, Calif. — Executives at Columbia Pictures ordered the production of two more children from the talented loins of Uma…
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Previously Unknown Sepultura Album Discovered in Rainforest
BELO HORIZONTE, Brazil — A team of explorers recently discovered a previously unheard album by heavy metal band Sepultura hidden…
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Bottom Hi-Hat Would Like To Be On Top For Once
COLUMBIA, S.C. — The bottom half of a pair of Zildjian “Goon Rock” hi-hats owned by local drummer Felix Hevierre…
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Domino’s Drivers Putting On Their 4/20 Tires
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Domino’s Pizza delivery drivers across the country are upgrading their tires to near military-grade 4/20 models…
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Eve 6 Fights Classification as One Tweet Wonder
LOS ANGELES — Late 90s radio staples and current Twitter influencers Eve 6 are defending their text-based social media output…
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We Sat Down With Ted Nugent Because He Thought We Were 15
So we were just sitting outside Cafe du Stefan in Jackson, Michigan waiting for our Americanos when a man who…
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Value of AMC Popcorn Drops to $4000 per Barrel
LEAWOOD, Kan. — The value of hot, buttered movie popcorn dropped below $4,000 per barrel for the first time in…
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