Alex Salcido
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May 30, 2020
WASHINGTON — President Trump’s experimental use of the anti-malarial drug Hydroxychloroquine has transformed the Commander-in-Chief from a boorish, morbidly obese,…
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John Danek
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December 6, 2019
PITTSBURGH — Researchers at Carnegie Mellon University released a disturbing report today predicting that 100% of erotic asphyxiation will be…
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Dan Rice
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November 19, 2019
We all want the best for our children, and in an increasingly competitive world that presents challenges. In the information…
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John Danek
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September 15, 2019
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s Department of Physics announced today the theoretical discovery of the…
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Claire Brown
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September 14, 2019
BERKELEY, Calif. — Researchers at the University of California-Berkeley published a study today claiming that rising sea levels, if left…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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April 10, 2019
ORLANDO, Fla. — Self-described “hole fan” Chris Richardson is reportedly dismayed that the newly discovered “large space hole” by scientists…
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Gerry Todd
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January 9, 2019
I for one am FED UP with fake SJW hypocrites who CLAIM to speak up for the little guy and…
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Mark Roebuck
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December 14, 2018
BHIMBETKA, Bhopal — The discovery earlier this week of primitive drawings left on walls by Neanderthals confirmed one of science’s…
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Dan Kozuh
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November 23, 2018
BALTIMORE — Depressed researchers at Johns Hopkins University suggest a proper night’s sleep should last between 14 and 18 hours…
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James Webster
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November 2, 2018
SAN FRANCISCO — Local man Geoff Kaplan was overly critical and harsh this afternoon while discussing astrology stereotypes with friends,…
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