Krissy Howard
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local faded couple Robby Weeks and Angela Torres found and have since adopted a puppy while out…
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Patrick Crooks
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YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio. — A Cameo greeting from acclaimed character actor, Michael Shannon, left the recipient of the message Josh Gaither…
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James Knapp
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LOS ANGELES — Notorious punk rock ghoul Matt Skiba was spotted monotonously saying the phrase “I’m a spooky boy” over…
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Patrick Crooks
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BOSTON — Friends and relatives of local resident, Brian Gibbs, have reported that the 28-year-old has insisted for years that…
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Colleen Nerney
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — A bag of baby spinach sitting untouched in a local fridge is currently coming to the inevitable…
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Neel Bhakta
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LAS VEGAS — Pop punk fan and amateur blackjack player Devin Suggs has fallen into debt after instinctively hitting on…
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Patrick Coyne
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WASHINGTON — Average consumers are feeling the pinch both metaphorically and literally as rising gas prices have resulted in them…
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Rachel Steele
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BOCA RATON, Fla. — Local man Patrick Miller prepared an unwilling audience for a lengthy racist anecdote, assuring everyone that…
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Lana Kim
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RICHMOND, Va. — Several medical reports released early this morning state that any and all injuries sustained after the age…
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MONTREAL — Members of the pop-punk Simple Plan are having an existential crisis after realizing that life never really stopped…
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