Eli Johnson
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WASHINGTON — The American Psychiatric Association at its annual conference announced it added “poser” to the latest update of the…
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Ted Pillow
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DETROIT — Supposed diehard Slayer fan James Denninger was released from prison this weekend much earlier than expected due to…
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Krissy Howard
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local punk and Carhartt jacket-wearing dilettante Anthony Lynch avoided eye contact with fellow diners at a restaurant…
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Patrick Crooks
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POCATELLO, Idaho — Local punk Tyler Christensen was purged from the punk community after it was discovered that he had…
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Stephen Bell
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BALTIMORE — Local punk and wannabe anarchist Kevin Tomlin was upset to discover being an anarchist would require community involvement…
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Ben Friedman
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LOS ANGELES — Aging punk Mike Cruz was ordered by the Council of Punk Legitimacy to inform his neighbors that…
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Krissy Howard
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BEND, Ore. — Alleged “biracial poser” and local punk Liz Watson disappointed white stranger Dana Fields yesterday by inadequately naming…
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Tom Peters
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BUENA PARK, Calif. — Popular instrument manufacturer Yamaha announced a partnership yesterday with flagship nü-metal band Korn to produce a…
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Kevin Tit
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In simpler times, you could easily identify a common interest based on someone's clothing. Wearing a shirt of a band…
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Ryan Danley
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DALLAS — Laid off mall security guard and avid Pantera fan Jamie Gunderson has essentially torn his apartment down to…
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