Patrick Crooks
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POCATELLO, Idaho — Local punk Tyler Christensen was purged from the punk community after it was discovered that he had…
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Stephen Bell
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BALTIMORE — Local punk and wannabe anarchist Kevin Tomlin was upset to discover being an anarchist would require community involvement…
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Ben Friedman
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LOS ANGELES — Aging punk Mike Cruz was ordered by the Council of Punk Legitimacy to inform his neighbors that…
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Krissy Howard
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BEND, Ore. — Alleged “biracial poser” and local punk Liz Watson disappointed white stranger Dana Fields yesterday by inadequately naming…
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Tom Peters
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BUENA PARK, Calif. — Popular instrument manufacturer Yamaha announced a partnership yesterday with flagship nü-metal band Korn to produce a…
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Kevin Tit
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In simpler times, you could easily identify a common interest based on someone's clothing. Wearing a shirt of a band…
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Ryan Danley
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DALLAS — Laid off mall security guard and avid Pantera fan Jamie Gunderson has essentially torn his apartment down to…
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Ryan Danley
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PHILADELPHIA — Local Irish-themed punk rock band The Drunken Fighting Lads are being suspiciously protective of the ethnic background results…
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Krissy Howard
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FORT MEADE, Md. — U.S. National Security Agent Dan Briggs mentally prepared himself for another four minutes of unadulterated sing-alongs…
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Kevin Tit
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City punks are way too soft nowadays. I’m sick and tired of hearing all this crap about wage theft and…
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