New Year Tag Archives

Corey Montgomery • January 6, 2025

New year, new you, right? Wrong. You’ve spent the past week essentially maintaining your increasingly sad status quo despite several…

Travis Tack • January 1, 2025

Wow, what a year it’s been! I hope this letter finds you happy, healthy, and not being cuckolded. Because I…

Ben Friedman • January 1, 2025

NEW YORK — Chaos and panic overwhelmed Times Square after the famous New Year’s Eve ball unexpectedly hatched causing revelers…

Alex Vlahov • January 4, 2024

Another year, another plan to disappear completely and never be found. It’s not an instinct universally shared, but how else…

Jordan Liffengren • December 31, 2023

AUSTIN, Texas — Aging punk Sean Dennings shocked the local community when he swapped a New Year’s Eve rager for…

Ryan Dondero • December 31, 2023

PHILADELPHIA — Local Punk, Sid Stott, announced his plans to improve his health and well-being by smoking healthier cigarettes in…

Dan Rice • December 28, 2023

It’s about to be a new year, and that means it’s time for a new you! Unfortunately, the new you…

Dan Rice • January 14, 2022

Well it looks like time is back on it’s bullshit, and it's going full beastmode on my ass! Here we…

James Knapp • January 4, 2022

We all know life is full of little annoyances that only exist to make things a little more difficult. Not…

Cathy Herbert • January 1, 2022

EARTH — Punks around the globe who are unsatisfied with oppressive global systems designed to benefit a few powerful individuals…

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