Nerd Tag Archives - HARDTIMES

Dan Rice • October 29, 2026

LOS ANGELES—Sir Patrick Stewart, the beloved actor who passed away earlier today, most famous for his role as Captain Jean-Luc…

Chris Bowen • December 31, 2024

NEW YORK — Total loser Jay Draboll plans to spend his entire New Year’s Eve partying with friends in what…

Patrick Coyne • May 2, 2024

NEW YORK — Former bully-turned-bouncer Terry Gallagher found himself fighting the urge to administer atomic wedgies to everyone at a…

Jordan Liffengren • April 12, 2024

LONG BEACH, Calif.—Aspiring musician Keith Brown’s practice space was transformed from a once-fun jam area to an utterly sexless dungeon,…

Dan Rice • February 12, 2024

The pandemic was rough, but we came out of it with two positive things: A renewed appreciation for bingeable classic…

Tim Sheard • January 1, 2024

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Pathetic fucking nerd James Flick admitted that he knows the names of every band member in every…

Alex Vlahov • September 13, 2023

It’s important to approach online bullying and harassment over social media with a mind like your mom’s legs — open.…

Patrick Coyne • May 8, 2023

MINNEAPOLIS — British comedy fan Gary Snell is in shock after his date failed to pick up on his reference…

Matt McInerney • December 7, 2022

Welcome to my studio! Or at least the part of the basement that my wife lets me keep all of…

Stephen Bell • June 28, 2022

CARSON CITY, Nev. — Local graphic designer Sam Davis regretted ever mentioning that he’s never seen “Star Wars” after being…

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