Ben Friedman
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NEWTON, Mass. — Local man Jim Conelly announced today that due to aging out of the St. Patrick’s Day bar…
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Bobby Korec
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REHOBOTH BEACH, Del. — Local 34-year-old Amy Mangold recently binge-watched several old episodes of “MTV Cribs” as a way to…
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John Danek
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MORGANTOWN, W.Va. — A new study revealed that the average millennial has heard the intro to the Minutemen’s classic “Corona”…
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Amanda Russel
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EVANSTON, Ill. — 34-year-old Maya Ambrose triumphantly peeled the very last remains of duct tape leftover from her homemade 2006…
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Patrick Coyne
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BIXBY, Okla. — Local 24-year-old Rylan Humphreys recently came across an old iPhone containing dozens of QR codes from various…
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James Knapp
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HALSINGLAND, Sweden — A new study revealed that the vast majority of individuals aged 26 to 42 consider the acid…
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Patrick Coyne
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SHERIDAN, Wyo. — Elder millennial Connor Allison suffered an existential crisis upon realizing the actor playing a “geriatric old fart”…
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Jus Kaplan
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SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Local 29-year-old Hector Pinske can no longer locate his refrigerator under a steadily growing pile of magnets,…
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Chris Bowen
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — 29-year-old Leslie Andrews was overcome with joy knowing she was able to half-celebrate Labor Day by only…
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Jessica Lillian
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Getting older is something every working woman dreads. Now, with age comes experience and with experience often comes higher wages.…
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