Throughout my life, I had always felt completely secure in my masculinity. Then, the unthinkable happened — an alpha male…
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Alex Vlahov
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Get ready for a truth bomb. I keep hearing about this new bullshit epidemic known as “male loneliness” and it…
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Tim Sheard
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“Futurama” is the ultimate adult cartoon. Sometimes childish humor written by a team of comedy writers with multiple masters and…
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John Danek
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MANHATTAN, Kan. — The roommates of lifelong punk Herbert “Sloshed” Stevens have learned to whisper and spell out the word…
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Melissa McGlensey
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NEW YORK — Local musician Kelly Evans fell victim to the age-old compliment decoy trap when a man quickly pivoted…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SAN FRANCISCO — Self described “ass-guy” Greg Barker considers his preference for women’s asses over their breasts as admission as…
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Nick Ortolani
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DALLAS — Local white man Darrell Hargrove raised alarm bells yesterday after a traffic incident led experts to believe his…
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John Danek
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FRESNO, Calif. — Local boyfriend and overall totally unremarkable guy Brian Cromwall utterly debased himself to do his girlfriend a…
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John Danek
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COLUMBIA, Md. – Non-confrontational wuss Samuel Bleck took out decades of built-up frustration today by open-palm slapping drywall in his…
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Rob Steinberg
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AURORA, Ill. — Soon-to-be 36-year-old white man James Brady is spending his last days in the 18-to-35 consumer demographic saying…
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