For weeks we’ve been telling you to get your shit together and finally listen to some new music. We’ve been texting you links to tracks…
Woman’s Spotify Listening History Doubles as Period Tracker App
MILWAUKEE — Local music listener and person with periods Megan Blake prefers to use her Spotify listening history to track her menstrual cycle rather than…
Report: Everyone Still Secretly Listening to Canceled Artist
BOSTON — A study by researchers at MIT has found that nearly every person who has publicly denounced a canceled artist continues to listen to…
Cousin Ironically Listening to Album That Changed Your Life
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Aging punk Archie Simpson was left speechless last night after discovering his 10-year-old cousin ironically listening to an album he considers “life-changing,”…
ARLINGTON, Va. — Local punk and 7” record collector Oliver Haggarty fully believes that vinyl records requiring listeners to sit for two minutes, and then…
CINCINNATI — 32-year-old claims adjuster Aaron Madson spent the past week listening to classic nü-metal alone in his car “as a joke” for hours before…
Aging Punk Willing to Give New Music From 2004 a Listen
BRIGHTON, Mass. — 46-year-old punk Cameron Matthews is now willing to expand his musical horizons and give some new music from 2004 a listen, according…
Frontman Introduces Members of Band as If Anyone Is Listening
NEW YORK — Marshal Everly, the frontman of local folk-punk quartet The Lagers, introduced the members of his band to the audience during their set…
Spotify Introduces ‘Ironic Listening’ Mode
LONDON — Spotify unveiled a new feature yesterday: an ‘Ironic Listening’ mode, which will give users access to music solely for mocking it, without disrupting…
Not Even NSA Listening to Man’s Podcast
ATLANTA — Leaked documents from the National Security Agency confirmed that even they are not listening to local man Tucker Stevens’ Podcenter podcast, a daily,…
PORTLAND, Ore. — Caleb Brown, 9, is reportedly listening to the Ramones at the level of a student nearly five years his senior, according to…