Ben Friedman
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September 1, 2025
SEATTLE — Amazon surprised its warehouse staff throughout the country today with the announcement of a mandatory 22-hour warehouse shift…
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Ben Friedman
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August 14, 2025
There was a time when any time I’d see that obscenely wealthy asshole Jeff Bezos gracing the cover of Forbes,…
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Jay Leon Feder
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January 28, 2025
After decades of shows set in suburbia, no other kids' show captured the zeitgeist of urban life quite like “Hey…
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No trip to Whole Foods is complete without a playlist filled with R.E.M. songs. Georgia’s jangle-pop troubadours have entertained the…
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You can call Jeff Bezos many things; Bald Hitler, Slave driver, fragile ego poster boy, etc. But one thing you…
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Nathan Kamal
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August 4, 2021
SEATTLE — Amazon Prime Air UAV Drone #434001 was written up by its supervisor for taking a three minute refueling…
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Tony Morse
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July 14, 2021
NEW YORK — Local Amazon employee Jeff Baxter developed a plan to finally use the bathroom at work after reading…
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Chris Jones
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July 7, 2021
HOUSTON — Scientists at NASA monitoring the Perseverance Rover made a startling discovery today when it sent back photos of…
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Patrick Crooks
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June 16, 2021
NICASIO, Calif. — Longtime Star Wars fan Jon Eaton was charged with trespassing on Skywalker Ranch, allegedly hoping to ask…
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John Sevigne
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June 10, 2021
DUCKBURG, Calisota — Multi-billionaire businessfowl Scrooge McDuck is questioning his decision to convert his wealth to cryptocurrency after realizing he…
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