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Nathan Kamal • May 11, 2021

Ugh. Give us a second. Just a second. Our fucking head. This fucking sucks. Why did we think it would…

Zac Lux • May 11, 2021

CHICAGO — Local man and self-proclaimed foodie Harry Blanks unhinged his jaw like a Burmese Python in order to take…

Patrick Coyne • May 10, 2021

BALLARD RESIDENCE — A disturbing and highly scientific new study has found that I, Gary Ballard, the extremely parched breadwinner…

Rob Steinberg • May 7, 2021

BERKELEY, Calif. — Local house sitter and frequent self gratifier David Baker is currently debating how long into his job…

Daniel Arnold • May 6, 2021

Yo, what’s up internet?! It’s about time for an EPIC top 5 countdown about — yup, you guessed it —…

Dan Rice • May 4, 2021

Whether you’re trying to class up your parents' basement, a squat, or a humble street corner, there is no denying…

Charles Bill • May 3, 2021

ANYTOWN, USA — Darrell “Sloppy” Jones, the wacky friend and outlandish next-door neighbor from teen sitcom “Janey and Joey,” reportedly…

The Hard Times Staff • May 2, 2021

QUINCY, Mass. — Local man and self-described introvert Blake Crowley became an adamant anti-vaccine activist in a desperate attempt to…

Patrick Coyne • May 2, 2021

First of all, I just want to say to all my friends and family, thank you for your concern. I…

Krissy Howard • April 28, 2021

VATICAN CITY — Local personal pizza and source of calories for millions, Mama Celeste, was canonized into sainthood during a…

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