James Knapp
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LOS ANGELES — Recently vaccinated man Albert Kalomatsos posted his out-of-focus vaccine selfie weeks too late for it to even…
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CINCINNATI — The comments section on a Facebook post about treatments for anxiety and depression caused by the solitude and…
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Heather Cook
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NORTH HALEDON, N.J. — Local woman and dedicated shower pisser Esme Hill reportedly held her urine in longer than usual…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — A passenger on American Airlines Flight 3077 was reportedly concerned whether he was allowed to lower his mask…
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Ian Yamamoto
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TORONTO — A recent trip to an out-of-town Subway made you realize how much better managed it is than the…
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Rick Homuth
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NAMPA, Idaho — A punk house dispute over fixing a carbon monoxide detector was abruptly resolved after every single resident…
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Alice Lahoda
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SEATTLE — Aging punk Tia Cantor was reportedly thrilled with the “life changing” new shoe inserts she received as a…
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Michael Luis
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MADISON, Wis. — 14-year-old nu metal fan and novice Boy Scout Calvin Nelson is reportedly only interested in learning about…
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Courtney Baka
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DENVER — Local woman Caitlin Baker recently celebrated her fully vaccinated status by dropping her dating standards to an all-time…
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Courtney Baka
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CHICAGO — Local stoner Lukas James accidentally tasted his first apple in over ten years last week after using it…
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