New music is one of the most readily available forms of media on the planet, but you’re still listening to a scratched CD-R of System…
HAZELTON, Pa. — Former President Trump took time during a campaign rally to brag about successfully completing another cognitive test after finishing the puzzles on…
The Top Ten Most Underrated Major Label Bands From The ‘90s That Will Always Be Sellouts in Our Eyes
The Top Ten Most Underrated Major Label Bands From The ‘90s That Will Always Be Sellouts in Our Eyes
Major label bands like Metallica, Nirvana, and Pearl Jam ruled the ‘90s rock world with an iron fist, and even independent labels like Epitaph Records…
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Looking back on my life I’ve realized that I’ve made a lot of mistakes. But these are the things you learn about yourself when storming…
After being kicked out of the best psychedelic rock band of all time (Hawkwind, not Pink Floyd you posers) for doing the wrong type of…
“The Golden Bachelor” first captured the nation’s heart with a romantic tale of two widowed septuagenarians who were able to find love again later in…
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There was no better fighting force than the G.I. Joes back in the 1980s. These real American heroes put their lives on the line to…
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We’re big cinephiles over here at The Hard Times, and no, we don’t just mean we like MCU movies. Our love of film goes all…
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Members of the Florida Senate quickly passed a new bill last night that will allow teachers K-12 to publicly pistol whip students…
HOUSTON — Merch guy for the heavy metal band Beast of Damocles Eric Jennie provides an extra service for any customers who want the sleeves…
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