Josephine Ramos
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GREEN BROOK, N.J. — CVS employee Martin Jackson received a harrowingly blank stare from a customer after naively asking how…
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Chris Bowen
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In the 1980s, Metallica were at the forefront of the World's thrash scene. The image they held and the music…
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Heather Cook
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DODGE CITY, Kan. — Local adult Amelie Hartman was spotted pathetically trying to keep up with the latest trends by…
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Robert John Scucci
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HIGHLAND PARK, Ill. — Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan surprised onlookers when he dramatically removed a bald cap to reveal…
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John Danek
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BELLEFONTE, Pa. — A customer at Quik Cuts Barber Shop cast an aching stare at a neighboring silent barber/customer pair…
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THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. — Local high school freshman Mason Daniels was forced to become a member of his local punk…
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Meg Scanlon
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I don’t want to brag, but I have figured out the secret to life. I know how to keep it…
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Ella Gale
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NEW YORK — Members of glam rock group KISS were spotted using a stockpile of Sephora points at a local…
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John Dixon
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local man James Bo finally fulfilled his lifelong dream of growing out his hair last month, only…
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Josh Klasco
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LAKEWOOD, Calif. — Aging punk Lilo Omed claimed today that the best way to keep his penis erect is not…
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