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Breakthrough: Panic Attack About Something Real This Time

Matt McInerney • March 8, 2022

BOSTON — Local woman Ava Rivera experienced what she believed to be a breakthrough last week after suffering her first…

Guitarist Plays $6,000 Les Paul for Three Hours Before Buying $5 Pack of Strings

John Danek • March 8, 2022

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — Technically stunning guitarist Peter Lakely tested a $6k Gibson Les Paul for hours at Guitar Gallery…

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Mom Really Trying To Feel Honored By Giant Neck Tattoo

Ryan Danley • March 7, 2022

DENVER — Local Real Estate Agent and mother of four, Sharon Smithson, struggled to find the proper emotions at the…

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Man Who Says He Was Born in the Wrong Decade Would Have Also Been a Loser in the 70s

Dan Kozuh • March 7, 2022

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local twenty-something Jeremy Harris was overheard repeating the common trope that he was ‘born in the wrong…

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Fans Divided On New Supergroup Crosby, Stills, Nash & Danzig

James Knapp • March 7, 2022

PARAMUS, N.J. — Recently formed supergroup Crosby, Stills, Nash & Danzig received a mixed reaction from fans unsure of the…

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White Liberals Quietly Take Down Yard Sign For Tax Season

James Knapp • March 6, 2022

CAMP HILL, Penn. — Suburban couple George and Esme Albertson discretely removed their sweatshop-grade cardboard yard sign, which professed unwavering…

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Man’s Childhood Best Friend and Adult Best Friend Absolutely Fucking Hate Each Other

The Hard Times Staff • March 5, 2022

PUEBLO, Colo. — A local man’s plan to introduce his childhood best friend of over 20 years to his adult…

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Dave Grohl Somehow Pulls Dave Grohl Out of Audience to Play On Next Foo Fighters Song

Tom K • March 4, 2022

MILWAUKEE — Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl stunned audience members when he pulled a fan out of the crowd to…

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Photographer of Ska Band Suggests Doing a Serious One

Bobby Korec • March 3, 2022

OAKLAND, Calif. — Local photographer Tyler Pettiston suggested that ska band Passive SKAggression maybe try a serious one after hours…

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OPINION: If You Ask Me, the Real Main Character of “Rocky” is New York City

Ted Pillow • March 2, 2022

“Vertigo” and San Francisco. “Sunset Boulevard” and Los Angeles. Sometimes a movie perfectly captures the spirit of a city, the…

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